Here is the updated list of cars I'm shopping for

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 10/23/2016 at 22:00 • Filed to: This asshole is bipolar.

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But now that summer is over, the selection on craigslist is ATROCIOUS. Nonetheless, here we go:

I can’t shake my “old Toyota coupe” fetish.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:01

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when did the all road become part of your list?

Benjamin Rolland > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:02

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Lexus.

JeepJeremy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:04

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Dude I saw a Supra on my way into work on Thursday morning!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/23/2016 at 22:04

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Where have you been http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-finally-drove-a-6-speed-audi-allroad-1787843073

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Benjamin Rolland 10/23/2016 at 22:06

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Lord knows I’ve tried.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:11

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oh..derp

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:14

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Silver SPRUCE!!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:33

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One of these is not like the others...
One of these is an unreliable piece of crap that just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

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Did you guess which was not like the others?
Did you guess which is an unreliable piece of crap that just doesn’t belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you’re absolutely right!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:38

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You forgot the Tercel Wagon 4WD SR5

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/23/2016 at 22:41

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Damn, you’re right

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:43

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I love the quad headlights on those pre 81 Celicas

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:52

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You also forgot the FJ40. Pretty sure that’s a old Toyota Coupe right? It’s 2 doors!

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 22:57

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/23/2016 at 22:58

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I’m not made of money. Import and hipster crowd has already ruined my BJ73 dreams.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 10/23/2016 at 22:58

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But it was soooooooo gooooood

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:04

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My dad really wants one too. He’s fixing his FJ40 first though.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 10/23/2016 at 23:04

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But I’m worth it

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/23/2016 at 23:07

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We have a Land Cruiser shop nearby called TorFab. The owner DDs an immaculate BJ73 (Turbo Diesel) and it torments me so.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:16

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But for how long? And that’s how the abusive relationship starts. They reel you in with the nice materials and nice driving experience... but it’s a wallet-rapist waiting for a victim to prey on...

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:16

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My parents customers have a dozen or so FJ40s, dozen 60s, half dozen 80s, and maybe 16 100s and every one torments me. The one that gets me the most though is the GX470 in the rare colored Desert Sage Mica. One of my favorite Toyota colors ever

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:20

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MKIII!!!! Better be a manual :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 10/23/2016 at 23:20

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I feel like I wouldn’t own one for over a year. Would would be par for the course.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Brickman 10/23/2016 at 23:22

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The only car on this list allowed to be automatic is of course the SC400

RazoE > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:32

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MKIII Supra. There is no other choice. Go for a 91/92 for the best looking interior/exterior and exclusivity.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/23/2016 at 23:50

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I want to say that the cars you lust after are ridiculous. The. I remember near the top of my list is a Festival and a Shelby GLH and a replica of a Shogun and an Escort RS.

TheHondaBro > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 10/24/2016 at 01:52

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DUDE

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro 10/24/2016 at 02:05

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Yes?

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/24/2016 at 17:34

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Big ups for TorFab. My FJ80 and I love those guys.